Hello Cat People,
I’m a gorgeous Russian Blue lady cat and my name is Yserra. Not exactly sure why humans call me that, but it sounds cool so I’m letting them do it.
I’m also the proud new mommy of recently baked fur balls: FIVE of them, to be exact!
They’re the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Seriously, it’s like I’m living in a youtube video! However, they kinda suck the life out of me. Literally :))
Every day they’re all jumping around, thinking they’re panthers! And then they see a shoe and run back to me scared. They’re not at a very bright age… Fortunately all of them have already started munching on kitten food.
So if you’re sick and tired of waking up to a catless life, just call my mom. My human mom. She’s super smart! She speaks fluent human (I’ve seen her!) And she’ll definitely help you. She’s very nice. She gives me soooo muuuuuch fooood! And she cleans my poop every single day. One day I thought about cleaning hers as a thank you, but I couldn’t find it anywhere in the house. She must be hiding it.
Anyway, what was I saying? Ah, yes!
Come on, humans! It’s your turn to love these fur balls! This momma cat needs a spa day!